Teen Power in full battle regalia is a blinding site. Mystics and nutrition-deprived holy man nutcases from both the Old and New Testaments called these things religious experiences, but we of the enlightened times know better. Had Jamie Lynn been be-bopping around in brief attire back in the biblical day, we would have read avowed scriptural accounts of angels doing cartwheels while wearing white panties instead of wings. So the philosophical question now begs: will you go to hell [if there is one] for lusting after the body of a boiling hot Teen Power chick? That's one way of looking at it. Our question is, how many Teen Power babes can you put on the head of a pin?