Judging by search engines and today's headlines, the quickest way to a teen's heart and the blouse buttons that hide it, is being a school teacher. Proof of that is the slightly disturbing fact that more of our educators now seem to reside in cell blocks than classrooms. With Aspen Stevens being a firm believer in teen power and its mesmerizing effects upon a man's dick, naturally, we felt compelled to ask her if she ever got it on, say, with an Algebra instructor. Aspen smiled a smile that seemed to have many secrets behind it but wouldn't answer. She just shrugged her shoulders and said she'd get back to us on that one- after she was through writing a couple of pen pals in Chino.